[Joke] If you love some one...

If you love somebody

If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she is yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

Pessimist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she is yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.

Optimist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient
If you love somebody
Set her free
If she doesn’t come back within some time, forget her

Patient:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she doesn''t come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

Bill Gates :
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Statistician:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Over Possessive:
If you love somebody don't set her free.