Let's learn English by JOKEs!

English Jokes are always a great learning. Everyone like reading jokes and jokes are full of slang and phrasal verbs that you can apply and use in your daily conversation. If you don't understand any English jokes you will have motivation to find the meaning of slang or words in the jokes just because you want to laugh like others.

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, 'I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.'

The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'

'It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me, ' he explains.
'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...'

The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!'
The man explains, 'Damn thing must be an hour fast.'